MYSTRO – UK RAP UP 2011(LYRICS)

Back again for the third time round, yeah there’s a lot of madness happening in the world right now

but umm… for all of those out that are forgetting here’s the UK Rap Up for 2011

for real, the years are passing too quick, it’s bad enough we had to start this on hearing that Heartless Crew split

the economy’s hitting a place it ain’t supposed to go, shame we can’t blame that on David Hayes broken toe

but while the banks carried on skankin’ their mislead clients Jody Marsh did the Fatima Whitbread diet

media exposed all the dumb things people had to say, I think it started off with Richard Keys and Andy Gray

that MTV list truly got us baffled enough that even Ghetts was asking, ‘who’s on the panel?’

the Met was disappointing for the same old reasons, had us all campaigning for K.Kokes freedom

the police system’s really tryina head to the pits, so I could fully relate when Stylah said he was ‘sick’

But before I go further lemme do this like I’m supposed to…RIP Smiley Culture

for real the year saw a mass amount of scandals and a whole bunch of crimes not even Rastamouse could handle

Lord Taylor went to jail cos he stashed loads of cheques and Aye Dappy! We get the picture now you have no regrets

Oi & O.G. Nicki, if rap don’t get famous Skepta’s got some strong links in adult entertainment

the decision was made easily to hand the years unbeWEAVEable award out to Misha B

so let that occupy your ST. Pauls to keep the peace, and ease the grief from you and Kelly’s Tulisa beef

while everyone’s hearts warming to Little Mix was stereo typical, (no Rizzle Kicks)

the hate for Cher Lloyd’s to heavy for the scales, but she put on more unsigned rappers than anybody else

maybe the scene would actually back her if she could at least give us all the true meaning of swagger jagger

Prince William & Kate tied the knot & Cheryl Coles run in USA kind of flopped

Big Brother came back & showed they made an effort but everybody else felt the only way is Essex

salute Jamal Edwards, a pro at work, first he hit us with that crazy Google Chrome advert

then to confirm how he’s paving ways for the whole seen to grow, channel4 went and gave him his own tv show

while everyone was catching jokes off of Phone Shop the UK Battle scene had grown cos of Don’t Flop,

PS3 showed how backwards they hustled while Lowkey did us proud with the Sound Track To The Struggle

shouts to Maverick Sabre he jumped on a major, ..Bigz said he ‘just wants the paper’
My tram experience weren’t a nice way to travel that woman should get dealt with like the Grime Daily channel

and Wretch did more than satisfy his appetite, he rolled through like a ‘Traktor’ and you can see that in ‘Black & White’

and though the internet kinda said he was troublesome shout to Example for finally getting’ a number1/..
Sway’s ‘still speedin’ & without a doubt the whole year was great for Ed Sheeran

and when you thought the scene could never go this far JME drops the Boy Better Know sim card

We said fair well to News Of The World cos of News Internationals abuse of the world,

hearing lies that never hit the news & like Krept & Konan had us questioning their views
see political mess levels have raised to a double high, police bribery’s, phone hacking’s to russian spies,

it’s no wonder everything’s so wild when we’re seeing more corruption than a windows file

and so people protest with hopes the world starts to listen (be)fore the country ends as 1 big Dale Farm eviction

but the powers that prefer to keep ‘em quiet found out when protests ain’t heard they could turn into a riot

they claimed some mindless thugs organised all the crimes, but how can somebody mindless be organised?

and blaming kids for the word spreading’s easy but really who can spread news speedier than the media?

the tv screen had us all gazing at it, the uk seeing at least 4 days of madness

we saw the youts gettin’ too restless, on their school holidays but government shut down all the youth centres

and opportunists doin’ nothing good, all ‘Attacked The Blocks’ tryina be ‘Top Boy’ in ‘Anuva Hood’

looting and robbing, for every innocent victim’s sake we need to get to the root of the problem

still carnival was great, them riots had us scared to look our biggest street party in the face

England won the ashes from Australia for once and Charlie Sloth made it on Radio1
January saw a bunch of earthquakes I’m not sure how many we’ve had since, but I’d probably blame the biggest 1 on Labrinth

Now the future’s looking bright as ever and on that note salute goes to Jessie J and Tinie Tempa

for both smashing the states with their sales but award for that’s gotta go straight to Adele

doin’ great for herself and the whole world can see, we’re glad you made it through the throat surgery,

this year we learned the British Gas fees are what we’ve truly gotta bring down, ….oh yeah and Wayne Rooney’s got a fringe now

Doc Brown was making us laugh and MOBO’s got took over by K G & Marston
David Starkey dissed my ancestors plus there’s a rumour that John Terry and Suarez might be Klans members

what the FIFA dude said wasn’t smart and he should be begging more pardons than Jeremey Clarkson

Rest in peace Steve Jobs he left nations looking silly, iphoners having proper conversations with their Siri’s,

we lost so many so lemme take this time out, to say RIP Amy Winehouse

Gary Speed, Gary Mason, Ken Russell & Mark Duggan, condolences to those who love you,

when death wants war we rarely ever win the battle on that note rest in peace to the legend Jimmy Savile

yeah, the year was sad at times, don’t believe me ask man united and city teams both heading to channel 5

the coalition backed out from many handouts, kids lost sight during the blackberry blackout

the moped robberies caused major concerns and shout to ‘Lord Of The Mics’ they made a return

..Ghost Poet blessed us with poems, and everybody thought Jehst was a postman

Mic Righteous & English Frank have seen attention …Dot Rotten & Benny Banks need a mention

For signing the dotted line we gotta give ‘em that and shout Emeli Sande putting Scotland on the map

can’t forget our producers and the bangers they did, salute to both Beat Butcha & Alex The Kid

respect to all the real talent coming through, that ain’t playing games kinda like Tevez when he’s a substitute

making sure that hard work ain’t going un-noticed, all tryina achieve the ‘Ultimate Otis’

whether or not u grow to become respected, here’s hoping you get further than Moe from the young apprentice

…and if you hear me, let’s try and live this next year like it’s our last (no Mayan calendar theory)

anyone I forgot send a shout to yourselves …….welcome to 2012!!

 

Mutha Luvaz!!

 

Mystro aka MysDiggi

 

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